i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
