please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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