so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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