The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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