WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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