Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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