Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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