you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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