I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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