Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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