Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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