Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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