There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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