I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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