Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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