is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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