so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
