that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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