omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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