There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
pray to the hookup gods
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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