I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You need Xanax blowdarts
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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