yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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