do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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