she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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