He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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