I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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