Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
and she was petting her beer can
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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