Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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