This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
