Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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