Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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