I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
