it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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