your parents love me but you hate me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
