I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
