JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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