I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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