Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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