I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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