This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize