Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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