I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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