He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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