Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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