Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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