Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
