We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Randomize
