Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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