It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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