Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Randomize