butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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