this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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