shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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