so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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