WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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