She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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