do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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